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Are We All Just Chubbettes Obsessed with Movie Stars?

October15

This afternoon I sat around on MySpace, hitting “Refresh” to see what ads I’d get. Must be a slow month in ad sales; every new banner was a weight loss pitch. Here they are, in order of how I received them:


And it isn’t just MySpace that thinks my trunk could use less junk. Last month, Rachel Beckman of the Washington Post wrote an article about the “muffin top” ads that barrage her when she logs on to Facebook. I see them too. All that fleshy muffin-toppiness leaves nothing to the imagination:

     

So what’s the deal, socnets?  

A study from earlier this year found women are generally more concerned about weight than disease. And because I’m guessing this passel of tacky, over-obvious and insulting ads don’t actually improve perceived site value (MySpace, whatever happened to your Cartier days?), there’s just one explanation: women must actually click on these things.

I guess that’s cool if you feel açai berry juice will really solve your deep-seated problems. But what about me? Why am I attacked with potshots of love handles five times per visit?

Does persistence ultimately persuade? Or maybe every chick just has a day where, in a rush of self-hatred, she finally wants to read Jen’s fucking Weight Journal.

Clos Mimi’s Petite Rousse Syrah, 2005

October13

“Appellation” Paso Robles, CA; a Clos Mimi Syrah. It’s got a charming dusty grape juice colour, and I’ve always found the packaging irresistibly cute.

Otherwise not a very serious wine, and it certainly doesn’t hold a candle to the Paso Creek 2005 Merlot.

I’d compare it to candy. It’s got this friendly Twizzler kick, and a sharp artificial blueberry tang. A little beefy on the rear though.

Even the smell seems manufactured by a rogue Oompa-Loompa. It’s not that it’s bad; it just lends the sense that Petite Rousse is not a natural-born creature.

Strange Carafes

October13

Wine glasses that mimic the veins beneath your skin, courtesy of artist Etienne Meneau. Dubbed Petit Coeur (”Little Heart”). Each 20-cm Pyrex wonder will set you back about EU1500, plus shipping.

What a steal. Lovely though.

You May Long for the :30 Spot After This.

October10


Obama buys 30-minute ad on network TV. That’s a long time. Hope it’s better than the McCain family’s Rachael Ray appearance. Kiss the candidate!

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Guess Who!

October9

“Microsoft is classy, it’s a timeless brand, and it means something to the world.”

Give up? Answer here. I never saw that coming.

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